Krispy Kreme Conspiracy

Today I was going to be good. I used my slow cooker for the first time to cook up some corn beef and cabbage and potatoes. Mmm, so good.

I sat outside for an ungodly amount of time, and then I went to Sonic and devoured 5 mozzarella sticks that I order real fast. Okay, first fail.

So I walked on the treadmill for two miles. Yay me. I decided I was going to be healthy and just eat Brussels sprouts for dinner, but I COULD NOT GET KRISY KREME DONUTS OFF MY MIND. 

So I gave in and drove to krispy kreme.

(On the way there, deciding I only need 6 donuts, two for tonight, two for the morning, and two for my husband)

Here is my conversation with the intercom:

ME:"I would like 8(see I changed my mind) original glazed donuts, please" 

Lady:"It would be cheaper if you get a dozen"

ME:"No, I just want 8"

Lady:"It will be $8.64 for 8 donuts and only $8.14 for a dozen"

ME:"Okay, give me the dang dozen" 

Krispy Kreme: 1    Jessica: 0

I felt like telling this girl once I pulled up, you wanna make this already fat pregnant woman even more fat. UGH.

And you know what? I devoured two of those suckers not even a mile away from that place. 

Now I must wipe all this sugar from my shirt and hide those 10 other donuts from my husband.

Oh and I never made those brussels sprouts.

Do you like this dress? I do, I don't, I don't know. 

Whoa, big girl in the making.

     Sorry for the poor quality pictures

xo jess